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POISED TO
TAKE
HOLLYWOOD
The stars of B.B.W. were out in force on Monday night for the birthday party of former Big-Boys manager
Dan Kendall. The evening, which was sponsored by the Kendall Media Group, was also the launch party for the long rumoured,
Big Boys, The Movie (working title).
Many of the cast appear to be staying unusually tight-lipped about the plot of the first of what is expected
to become a franchise of movies, staring most of the BBW front line. However, rumour has it that it could be a science-fiction based
series of films.
The cast, which is still
to be formally announced, is expected to include ex-big-boys, Allan Jones, Ben Shuker, Paul Carrott, and Richard 2”
Cook. Other Sixth Form survivors rumoured to be considering joining the movie are Dan Kendall, Rachel Tallett and Samantha
Ingram, Becky Latham, and Rach Nowell.
The BBW Movie has yet
to be given a title, still has no official story. However, we are promised that we will be the first to hear it. So for all
you BBW, The Movie news, watch this space.
[Published on : 31 August 2006]
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SEVEN DAYS,
SEVEN FACTS
(THEY'RE TRUE TOO!)
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~ ONE ~
The opening to the cave in which a bear hibernates is always on the north slope. Unless the bear lives in the
southern hemisphere.
~ TWO ~
Human
birth control pills work on gorillas.
~ THREE ~
Until about age 12, boys cry about as often as girls.
~ FOUR ~
A thousand tons of meteor dust fall to Earth every day.
~ FIVE ~
Coka Cola was originally green.
~ SIX ~
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck
on 4:20.
~ SEVEN ~
In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan 'finger-lickin'
good' came out as 'eat your fingers off.
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HOOKERS SELLING GIFT CERTIFICATES
Looking for a fun and unusual gift
for a friend or relative? Why not a gift certificate, for sex with a prostitute!
That's
right, in an exciting new trend that's spreading faster than a herpes outbreak, hookers across the country are now issuing
gift certificates.
And,
according to B. Shuker, author of the indispensable “Shuker’s Guide to Europe’s Whorehouses”, these little tickets
to paradise are the perfect gift for almost any guy, and are easy to obtain.
"They come in a whole range of denominations,
from twenty pounds for a half hour with a crack whore, to five grand for a night with a beautiful high-class call girl," he
explains.
"They can be purchased from the prostitute directly, from her pimp, or over the internet. To redeem a gift
certificate, the recipient need only call the contact number that's written on it, and set up an appointment. It's that easy."
However, buying or redeeming a prostitute's gift certificate is not without its inherent dangers.
"I know
of one guy in Banbury whose buddy gave him a gift certificate good for three hours with one of the area's sexiest prostitutes,"
Shuker reveals. "Unfortunately for him, when he went to the hotel room to meet the chick, he was greeted by three police officers."
In
an unrelated story, Richard 2” Cook, has announced that he will be on holiday in Europe for the next six to eight months.
[Published on : 31 August 2006]
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